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#691 - He Really needs a Swiss army knife

July 1st, 2009, 4:30 pm

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Reply Joff, July 1st, 2009, 4:34 pm

Actually, now that I think of it, Steve in possession of what is essentially supposed to be the ultimate survival tool seems like a very scary prospect.

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User's Comments:

Reply The_Butcher (Guest), July 2nd, 2009, 1:06 pm

OBJECTION! What the FUCK???? You are not serious dude? An average German Middle schooler knows 10 ways to open a beer while naked, and Steve doesn't? He could use his Teeth, the flesh between thump and index, the bone under his eye, his armpit(however that can end really painful if you are not used to it), his Big toenail(be careful with that too, my friend ripped his nail), his forehead(you have to be a bit sweaty for that one) the ground(that one looks funny, but you always spill some...) his belly button(that is sexy if a girl does it), his jawline, his Clavicle, his bottommost rib(only if you are skinny) OR he could use his bony hands... There, thats twelve! And he still has shoes! and a robe! Not to forget the ability to conjure a crowbar. And do not tell me he hasn't got a cricket bat. Joff, that Joke was really poor..

Reply Alink, July 2nd, 2009, 4:47 pm

He only stated that Steve forgot his Beer Opener, did not say he can't open the beer.
Ignore him joff, he forgets that the we kicked germany's ass in world war two so we know better.

Reply The_Butcher (Guest), July 3rd, 2009, 9:21 am

Yeah, but that was 60 years ago and also the Nazis. Who can't beat Nazis?
And also we kicked Americas butt in everything that is not Violent. For example Human and Civil rights! We have them, you lost them!

Reply Alink, July 6th, 2009, 6:25 am

England didn't lose them. We've still got our human and civil rights.

Reply The_Butcher (Guest), September 19th, 2009, 10:12 am

Britain didn't kick our Butt, that was America, Britain would have lost without them. That's why I thought you were an American.

Reply mega4125, August 7th, 2011, 9:29 pm

You both are wrong.Canada is the best.
Free Health care.And Education.Did I mention we have participated in nearly every single U.N Peacekeeping mission?

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