Author's Comments:

Joff, 01 Jul 2009 04:34 pm

Actually, now that I think of it, Steve in possession of what is essentially supposed to be the ultimate survival tool seems like a very scary prospect.

User's Comments:

The_Butcher (Guest), 02 Jul 2009 01:06 pm

OBJECTION! What the FUCK???? You are not serious dude? An average German Middle schooler knows 10 ways to open a beer while naked, and Steve doesn't? He could use his Teeth, the flesh between thump and index, the bone under his eye, his armpit(however that can end really painful if you are not used to it), his Big toenail(be careful with that too, my friend ripped his nail), his forehead(you have to be a bit sweaty for that one) the ground(that one looks funny, but you always spill some...) his belly button(that is sexy if a girl does it), his jawline, his Clavicle, his bottommost rib(only if you are skinny) OR he could use his bony hands... There, thats twelve! And he still has shoes! and a robe! Not to forget the ability to conjure a crowbar. And do not tell me he hasn't got a cricket bat. Joff, that Joke was really poor..

Alink, 02 Jul 2009 04:47 pm

He only stated that Steve forgot his Beer Opener, did not say he can't open the beer.
Ignore him joff, he forgets that the we kicked germany's ass in world war two so we know better.

The_Butcher (Guest), 03 Jul 2009 09:21 am

Yeah, but that was 60 years ago and also the Nazis. Who can't beat Nazis?
And also we kicked Americas butt in everything that is not Violent. For example Human and Civil rights! We have them, you lost them!

Alink, 06 Jul 2009 06:25 am

England didn't lose them. We've still got our human and civil rights.

The_Butcher (Guest), 19 Sep 2009 10:12 am

Britain didn't kick our Butt, that was America, Britain would have lost without them. That's why I thought you were an American.

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