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#644 - Consider it a confessional..

March 12th, 2009, 6:01 pm

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Reply Joff, March 12th, 2009, 4:33 pm

Steve would be the scariest Jehovah's Witness ever.. and I've met some scary Jehovah's Witnesses...

Most people would consider the old legends of vampires and say "it'd have to be silver to kill the vampire".. I'd like to point out that, logically speaking, everything looks the same after being shot in the face with a shotgun.

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Reply tricorn5, March 13th, 2009, 7:40 am

I like to be thorough, stake in the heart, decapitated, mouth stuffed with holy wafers, cut off ands and feet, put head between the ankles then burn it to ashes, then scatter said ashes into a fast moving river.

But a shotgun works, too.

Reply The_Butcher (Guest), March 13th, 2009, 8:04 am

Quoting:"The Night of the Living Loosers. "Silver? Thats a werewolf you dimwit! And even a werewolf wouldn't survive a headshot. If you put the body full of holes use silver bullets, if you have the chance to get a good aim, like a sleeping werewolf, it doesn't matter." "We were talking about (and they were surrounded by) ZOMBIES!" "Well you can kill them by removing the head. But to stop them from being contagious you have to destroy them on a molecular level." "Like a microwave?"
Was that movie ever translated into English?

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